They're called single's parties for a reason

So,went to this Santa Fe annual singles party. I was very reluctant to do this, but I thought it would, at the very least, be amusing. There was supposed to be 8 minute dating at the event as well, which I had never actually witnessed. (By the way, in San FranSo we get to the museum, which was the venue for the party and it's mostly a bunch of early to mid-thirties women standing around talking to each other. There are men there but they are all talking to women already. So, I guess the lesson to learn is the same lesson you apply to garage sales: get there early. Anyway, so K and I find the 8 minute dating corner. By the time we got there, the 8 minute dating had been reduced to 3 minute dating. Quite a jump! Apparently, no one needed that extra five minutes. Can't you see it now? Just dead silence for that last 5 minutes with those facial expressions that scream, "get me the fuck out of here!"
Also, I ran into some mid-thirties women whom I do some professional, volunteer events with. Some of them are nice and actually like other women. One of them is this horribly arrogant woman who rolls her eyes at me everytime I start talking to her. Apparently, she does this to anyone that is cuter, more beautiful or younger than she. (I'm sure I just fall into the younger category. I am also probably considered "bubbly").
I don't understand women like that. The ones that are not only bitches to other woman but the ones that say "I've never really hung out with women." "I am much more comfortable having male friends." You know what that really means? It means, "I am completely insecure,I can only compete with other women, and must be the center of the universe when I am around men." Men, beware of a woman who has no, or very little, female friends. I'm totally serious. Also, beware of women who only have female friends who are less attractive then they. Just trust me. If you find a woman who has a lot of female friends; they all love the hell out of her; some of them are more beautiful than she is; she is not intimidated by their beauty or any other woman's beauty, presence, or intelligence-then you've found a warm-hearted, secure, loving, sane, happy woman. Just believe me.