Peter the Apostle
So, my girlfriend, K, is still going to College. As this is Santa Fe (meaning hippie, alternative, queer, odd, rebelious), she has some interesting people in her classes. The usual obvious hippie types, of course. But there is this one guy called Peter. We call him Peter the apostle because he is very religious, wants to be a priest, but still very obviously likes girls. He especially likes one of K's friends, Ir. (the one mentioned previously who becomes a lesbian when she drinks) who was also in their religion class. Peter would always ask Ir. out to tea in his dorm room. After weeks of refusing to tea with Peter the Apostle, Ir. finally said yes just to see what Peter the Apostle's room was like. She gets there and he has a Jesus wall-an entire wall dedicated to our Savior-replete with pictures, writings and prayers. I told K that that is probably the most interesting thing to see on campus and that they should make it part of the campus tour. Then Peter pours her some tea and tried to kiss her. She says she has to leave. Then before their next class he brings her flowers. I told her that she should have told him that he should save those flowers for God.
Is Peter confused? Yes. Should Peter be a priest? I don't know. He sounds like priest material to me. I guess he's just trying to get some in before the big vow swearing dealio. Did I mention he also crosses himself in front of the television when something heathenous comes on-like Harry Potter?
Is Peter confused? Yes. Should Peter be a priest? I don't know. He sounds like priest material to me. I guess he's just trying to get some in before the big vow swearing dealio. Did I mention he also crosses himself in front of the television when something heathenous comes on-like Harry Potter?

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