So, there's this guy I like

So, there is this guy I like. You remember my talking about him earlier. The one who I am slightly obsessed with. The one that causes me to bust my ass in heels in front of large groups. Anyway, I invited him to the Lobos v. BYU game. He came with me. It was great-I thought. But this guy-he's the one who was fucked over by his fiance, (she just left him one day with no reason) he's completely freaked out about kissing me-well, kissing, in general. While he's made it quite clear that he'd like to have sex with me, he then makes some comment that "kissing is the most intimate thing people can do" and totally kiss blocks my subtle kiss "lean in." (By the way, he told me he totally hates people who do the finger quotation thing in the air while they are talking. Which, of course, makes me totally paranoid, because I do that from "time to time."). So, this guy doesn't want to kiss me because it's "too intimate." Who the fuck is this guy? Pretty Woman? Writing all this down makes it seem even MORE ridiculous but I REALLY liked him. I know, I'm an idiot. But it totally kills me that he owns every Peanuts episode on DVD and plays the James Bond soundtrack while he puts on a tux.
I don't go for bad boys-just tortured geminis who leave late night voicemails on my answering machine that say, "I like you much more than I am prepared to like you." And then the next time you talk to them say, "I was pretty intoxicated and I don't remember much of that conversation." Jesus H! Did I mention that he's a gemini? Me and K say "run for the hills" whenever we meet one because they'll fuck with your head. And not intentionally. That's the worst part. If you're the type that needs to "know what's going on," then stay the fuck away from geminis. They will totally make you go insane. I've even gone so far as to say that I believe Gemini men are the cockroaches of the dating world-because they are the only ones left to date after the "everyone is married now" fallout.
However, maybe he didn't want to kiss me because I told him he was pretty damn old after he said all the college football cheerleaders look like little kids.
So, I had an epiphany the other day: I've recently come out of a six year relationship; I am not prepared to enter the dating world (even if I could remember how) and I am much better off just learning how to not kill my plants. Will let you know how this plan goes. I AM NOT GETTING CATS!!!!